Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 16, 2004

Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.

by Mike Truitt June 12, 2003

Clerks

tHis is byfar one of the best Kevin Smith movies.

U fucking tipped over that coffin.

by FhillyMan September 10, 2003

Clerks

A great underground cult classic directed by Kevin Smith. It's the best film he's made by far. But Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a close second. It was a low-budget film released in 1994 and was one of the best films of that decade.

Classic Clerks Moment....

Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.

by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006

Clerks

the best fucking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a shitty day

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

Clerks

A very funny movie that had a very funny television cartoon based on it that unfortunately got cancelled.

GO buy the Clerks movie and the TV show DVD collection, both rock.

by Murdoc June 9, 2004

Clerks-It

To stand in front of a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is 7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you loiter.

"Hey Justin, I'm bored shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the Ghandi Store."

"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."

"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."

by Little Timmy Urine June 28, 2007