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2. cleptopenia
Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.
Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...
1. cleptopenia
April 19, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
3. Cleptopenia
One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.
Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia
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