Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst
case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever
made.(Also see
Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).
All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for
red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the
next morning. If
seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.