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Made up curse word, courtesy of Family Guy
"The hot new curse word that's sweeping the nation: Clemen"
by Rhett Bojangles January 29, 2006
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Female ejaculate. The liquid which is sometimes excreted by the female vagina during orgasm.

Is generally accepted to be formed from the combination of clitoris and semen.

First appeared in episode of Family Guy, "Patriot Games", where it was described as "a new curse word which is sweeping the nation".
Oh man Rosanne covered my face in clemen last night when I was eating her out.
by Chris Wilcox January 29, 2006
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Clemens is latin for: mild, gentle, merciful
Clemens usually is the kind of tall, dark-featured exotic guy. A name that you surely don't hear very often. He's mostly very charming, quite well educated, intelligent as well as highly attractive.

He usually is a very true partner if he is in fact in a relationship, altough in most cases he stand's for being a bit of a womanizer.
Some women are even seen calling out "Clemens" when they're in bed with their boyfriends, but really would want to be in bed with Clemens.
"Jenny, oh- Jenny" ----"Oh yeah Clemens"---"What?"

One girl to another in a bar: "Mmm... I want a piece of that Clemens over there."

One guy to another: " Yeah, she was totally into me, but now she only keeps talking about this Clemens- guy and even mumbles his name at night"
by Ms.Wonderful February 06, 2010
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The new curse word sweeping the nation, according to Family Guy. Also, the female's "fourth hole," which is located behind the knee.
See right there, behind the knee? That's where the clemen is.
by famguy1 November 12, 2008
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-noun
Female ejaculate. A combination of clam and semen. To have been ejaculated on is to have been cleamed.
"That squirter shot clemen at least ten feet through the air!"
"I was eating her out and she cleamed all over my face."
by Harper1652 July 10, 2008
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The reproductive organ of a female platypus; usually one of the highest forms of an insult
*Does something stupid in public*
-Hey, look at that clemen over there
by Squiggly Squirel June 26, 2016
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A clementine that has been inserted into a woman's vagina, partially juiced by a penis, hand, or vibrator, and soaked in female, and possibly male, cum.
That was great honey. Now that you're done, how about eating the clemen out of my vagina?
by Dr. End August 06, 2009
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