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1.
the poo left on a males anal beard
by simon September 09, 2003
 
2.
crusty shit witch aint been wipe of ur ass properly and sticks to ur anal beard
one person has it really bad no names thow (m**e) ssshhh thow, no one nows except me.
by kinger September 19, 2003