clagera 

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

cleverage 

A tool used by women to get what they want from life. Cleverage is often used to distract men during negotiations. Combination of clevage and leverage.

We all knew Sue used her cleverage for all it was worth to work her way up the corporate ladder.

cleverage by Nunnayabiznis August 3, 2005

cleverawesity 

it's when you're so clever it's awesome. in other words, it is a state of cleverness so extreme that by all measureable standards it must be considered awesome.

the first known mention of the term occured during a gathering by the elusive canadian band The Don Knott's Project. this is a relatively new term in english, but already folk etymologists have mangled it beyond recognition.

"You're cleverawesity knows no bounds!"

cleverawesity by MkungaLalem January 23, 2009

Cleverage 

1. Leverage gained through a cunning use of word play/cleverness.

2. A refreshing interlude of cleverness before a more substantial conversation.

1. The pun gave me just enough cleverage to get her to agree on meeting us out for drinks.

2. I sipped my beverage awaiting my meal, as I thought of the perfect cleverage to break the ice on our discussion of the in-laws.

Cleverage by Jason Edward Cook July 23, 2011

cleverati 

A select group of people who unnecessarily use ornate vocabulary during everyday conversation. They discuss obscure political movements and break out the thesaurus for movie reviews.

*Not to be confused with latte liberals, as they don't actually exist.

Only a true cleverati would use the word "superfluous" when discussing their favorite sandwich.

cleverati by noneofyobitneh December 9, 2008

Cleveralities 

Multiple things that are clever.

Geez, how do you think of so many cleveralities?

Cleveralities by Ty Bigelow February 20, 2009

Clevera 

When someone is a lot smarter then you.

Wow, Hes so much clevera then me.

Clevera by NanaNuggs June 14, 2018