Cleetus 

A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.

Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!!
Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY

Cleetus by Ennard The Cringy Roleplayer October 17, 2018

cleetus 

Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.

Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.

cleetus by tboy September 9, 2004

Cleetus 

The godliest entity on roblox, created by flamingo. Is most seen using the penguin body with normal limbs, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls with no undershirt.
Has a son named Cleetus but he died in a pigeon hunting accident.

Comment on Flamingo's video: Cleetus's hat was epicly stolen.

Cleetus by 11DefinitelyNOTContentX09 March 9, 2019

Cleetus Safari 

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

Cleetus Safari by Ragle April 23, 2018

Cleetus Diabeetus 

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

Cleetus Diabeetus by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus 

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.

you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus by TychonChosha898 November 8, 2021

cleatis 

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

cleatis by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015