Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

Clutching Bungle 

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

Clutching Bungle by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Sleeching 

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

baby's arm clutching a plum 

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.

Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.

baby's arm clutching a plum by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008

clutching 

When you are playing an online game , and you are the only one alive on your team.You have to "Clutch"the round by killing the opposing team single-handedly. So clutching is surviving in a one versus five or more players situation, killing them and winning the game . Clutching a situation in other words is getting control over a close situation.

Mom-Dinner's ready !
Gamer-Not now mom , I'm clutching !

clutching by Erosin March 3, 2015