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Clearlake, California 

A dinky town in northern California that dares to call itself a city. Half the residents have lost half their teeth, and many of those are tweekers of some sort. The high school isn't even in the same town, and the sports teams except the fantabulous girls' basketball team are losers. The city has NOTHING. There is no waterpark. There is no amusement park. There is one movie theater that gets its flix a month later. It is in the middle of NO DAMN WHERE and driving 25 miles to the big city of the county, where things actually happen, is considered having to drive a looong way. Clearlake is ridiculously far from San Francisco. It's exactly the place you can not wait to leave.
Yup. This here's Clearlake, California fer ya. Don't go in that there lake either. It ain't clear.

Clearlake, CA 

A tiny town in northern California where Nalani R. Geary sits upon a throne as Queen. There was once a King, but he was severly "Bitch-slapped" and put to shame by the present Queen. Although it is mostly consisted of tweakers, it is a bright town, because our Queen is a STAR and shines so bright.
Whoa! Don't look ar Clearlake, CA for too long. You might go blind, because it's so bright.

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Greatest band in the world according to The Dude.
Creedence Clearwater Revival, greatest band in world man.

Creedence Clearwater Revival

A band that became popular in the 60's during the vietamwar/counter culture era and is still very popular
Lets blast some CCR from the Huey boys!

Seth Clearwater 

The awesomest character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Series. He is a minor character, but is brave, sweet, and generally better than the more often liked characters Jacob Black and Edward Cullen
Seth Clearwater saved the Cullens several times and did not receive credit.

Creedence Clearwater Revival

An American country/rock band that became popular during the Vietnam War. Produced classic hits such as "Proud Mary", "Green River", "Suzie Q" and "Fortunate Son".

Could also be known as CCR, or Creedence Clearwater.

Unfortunately they split circa 1971/2, but still sometimes perform together.
CCR's "Proud Mary" has 100+ cover versions to date.