God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.
I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.
A stoner's best friend. Gets eyes clear in minutes no matter how blasted they may be. Also a great thing to carry to school because you can say wind irritates your eyes or something nonchalant like that.
I carry Clear Eyes with my 24/7, you never know who'll smoke you out and when.