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cleanmonster 

Another word for a sweeper truck. Nothing more terrifying than when you're ambling down the street, minding your own business and lost in the contents of your iPod, when suddenly you sense a presence behind you. You turn round to find a great big monster of clean sweeping at your heels, operated by a scowling midget whose only mission is to envelop you with its swirling brushes and sweep you into oblivion. The worst thing is even though they trawl the streets striking fear into the hearts of pedestrians, they don't even remove any of the dirt, they just swirl it around to make it look like they've done something useful.
"Argh, I am being chased by a cleanmonster!"
cleanmonster by Zara Drei May 22, 2008
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The space between a man's moobs; cleavage on a man.
When fat men work out, they are often left tired and with sweaty cleaman.
Cleaman by Justin C . Kenney January 18, 2009

cleandanishroll 

The opposite of a slutmuffin. Someone who doesn't look innocent and says innocent things, where as a slutmuffin is someone who looks innocent and says dirty things.
Boy 1: you see that sexy lady over there.
Boy 2: yeah she did my homework she so nice
Boy 3: Oh man shes, shes a cleandanishroll

Clearman 

Polite way of calling some a "queerman"
Dude, Zachs a total clearman if you catch my drift.
Clearman by Daddy958 April 2, 2022
I wish cleaman was a real word.
A word generally used when you wish to Insult someone to the ultimate level.
"Torie & Lizzie are a right couple of cleamans!"
Cleaman by Joe Berry March 27, 2008

Cleansane 

The state of stress and compulsive cleaning that overcomes a homemaker in the days leading up to a realtive's visit or a party.
My brother's graduation party is tonight. It's been driving my mom cleansane.
Cleansane by Miller June 18, 2006