| 57. | Chocolate Toothbrush | ||
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When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness. I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth
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| 58. | gLeening | ||
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The act of cleaning while listening to music from the smash hit tv series Glee. To listen to music while cleaning to make it fun. A big L is used in Glee (gLee) because that is what they use for the show an L on your forhead! The son was told to clean the house befor his dater came home from work. He really didn't want to but he had a limited amount of time to do it. Cleaning to him and most people is really boring. He decided to listen to songs from the fox tv show Glee. He got happy and so now he is having fin while cleaning. He is gLeening.
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| 59. | C.N.A | ||
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CLEANING NALGAS ALL-DAY hEY gILBERT, i AM SO OVER this nursing C.N.A job. I cant be CLEANING NALGAS ALL DAY.
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| 60. | Eargasm | ||
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In the process of cleaning your ear, you experience a sensational feeling. cleaning your ear with a q-tip and you hit this spot that feels like and orgasm in your ear that is called an eargasm.
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| 61. | Pool Cleaning | ||
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Ramming a pool cleaning aparatus into an intoxicated female's vagina until she screams out in orgasmic pain while a large group of party goers look on. Tyler: Hey man did you hear about what Mike did to Joanna last night at the party?
Jon: Yea i heard he gave her a good pool cleaning. Good for him! |
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| 62. | To go Monk | ||
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We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same. - The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear) |
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| 63. | Deep South Cleaning | ||
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Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair. Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth
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