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(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
by Mrdddddddddddddddddd December 18, 2005
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1.Action that people do when bored.
Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house.

2.Removing all useless part of a whole so that it is better.
1.I did some cleaning. My desk is empty now. But don't look in the wardrobe.

2.And the chief gang told'em that Joe and Mac were now missing.
by Yazuke December 07, 2005
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what you better be doing right now (if you're a woman).
get back to your cleaning before i assert my pimp hand, woman!
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Haveing fun with ur partner in a sexual manner.
I was cleaning yesterday with Jeremy, and it was on video tape,,,
by Kate Rossow November 23, 2003
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The only sport women should be allowed to play.
Woman; "im gonna play in the Olympics one day"

Man; "shut the fuck up n do some cleaning!!!"
by nas666 November 11, 2009
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(v) Killing. What a "Cleaner" does.
I am sorry, we cannot take your contract at this moment our Cleaner is out cleaning and will return for more bullets later
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The act of breating in massive amounts of lysol in order to get high
hey joe i'm cleaning later u want to come? yeah i'll bring the lysol!
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