A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

As in 'Brabbin's Bomb'. A sometimes fatal weapon that needs be be dropped before 10am each morning.

some one who craves to be like another being who obviously possesses superior life handling capabilities. Jealous-losers can often not hold their breath as long, dance as well or even tie their own shoes. Often found in groups with similar opinions dress styles and bad hair. Have an aversion to free thinking and success, usually work in discount outlets as toilet cleaners or decide to work from home.

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

a really fit swarthy bloke - usually someone who does physical work (eg. builder or one of those abseiling window cleaners)- who you prefer when silent and brooding than smiling or talking

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners