| 1. | Shit hit the fan | ||
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The toilet in the 1970's space station "Skylab" had a suction fan and a safety belt to strap yourself down with in zero gravity.
Zero gravity would cause the faeces to float all over the place disasterously so there was airflow to suck the faeces into a bag, a bit like a vacuum cleaner does. Now, if the bag broke somehow, then the "Shit hit the fan!!". Awww no! the bag burst and the shit hit the fan!!!.
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| 2. | pipe cleaner | ||
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A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink... That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.
I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner. Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was.... |
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| 3. | Shit hit the fan | ||
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The toilet in the 1970's space station "Skylab" had a suction fan and a safety belt to strap yourself down with in zero gravity.
Zero gravity would cause the faeces to float all over the place disasterously so there was airflow to suck the faeces into a bag, a bit like a vacuum cleaner does. Now, if the bag broke somehow, then the "Shit hit the fan!!". Awww no! the shit hit the fan!!!.
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| 4. | CC | ||
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short for computer cleaner (dust off). it gives you an intense high that makes your lips and finger tips numb.
1. shake the dust off 2. do a quick spray in the air to make sure that you dont get the liquid on your tongue 3. put the bottle to your mouth 4. pull the lever and inhale 5. hold the air in your mouth 6. exhale slowly and try not to fall over cc head: i cant walk. it was such a big hit, imma fall over
guy: haha dude pass that shit |
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| 5. | Hit it with a hammer | ||
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The ultimate solution to any problem which may arise with anything or anyone in any situation. Dumb carpenter: Shit, there's a sharp nail sticking out of the door frame.
Genius: Hit it with a hammer. Dumb mechanic: Dude, help me out here, the piston's stuck, I can't- Genius: Hit it with a hammer. Dumb window cleaner: I think you spilled paint on this window, it won't clean. Genius: Hit it with a hammer. Dumb romantic: She's so right for me, if only she could see it too.... we could be amazing together... I just don't know what I'm supposed to d- Genius: Hit it with a hammer. |
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| 6. | Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner | ||
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In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners. Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
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| 7. | Nitro | ||
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Trichloroethane, the propellant in computer cleaner (aka, duster) that is inhaled for recreational purposes I need a hit of nitro.
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