After a heavy night out, when you drank the pub dry you wake up go to the toilet, wipe your arse and the sheets clean,(didnt even touch the sides)!
Woah i just wiped my arse and its a clean sheet
by shaunus1234 September 28, 2006
When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.
I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.
by slut tits May 26, 2004