Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.
by bonitas September 6, 2008
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When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
dude i know jerome gave you a clay aiken last night
by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008
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1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
by i_am_jesus October 3, 2006
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good god clay aiken is extremely gay
by hawkdude56 April 20, 2005
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The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.
Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves
by MrWall August 27, 2007
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A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.
Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.
by Cuddles McBalls December 11, 2006
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