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32.
The guy who didn't win American Idol simply because Ruben is black. Face it, it's the truth. Now, I'm not a fan of either of them OR the show itself, but listen to Ruben's songs and then Clay's songs and honestly try to tell me with a straight face that Ruben deserved to win. Incidentally, the black community recently accused American Idol of being "racist" and "discriminatory" despite the fact that 2 out of three winners were black. Bullshit. "Sorry for 2004"? How bout "Sorry for rigging the contest"?
If not for Affirmitive Action, Clay Aiken would have won American Idol.
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 11, 2005
 
2.
Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.
That Clay Aiken is one big fag, I saw him suck dick at the truck-stop.
by Noreturn September 15, 2005
 
3.
closeted homosexual.
Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.
by bonitas September 05, 2008
 
4.
the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.
That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken
by bonitas June 24, 2006
 
5.
1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine
"you are such a clay aiken, dude. go away"

"i don't do that sort of thing. the closest to you i'll ever be is if my foot goes up your ass. go back to p-town."
by i_am_jesus October 02, 2006
 
6.
American pop singer, who won American Idol in like 2005 or something like that. Its okay girls, he gay.
Mom: So Billy, whos your favorite singer?
Billy: Clay Aiken
Mom: But isn't he gay?
Billy: Maybe...
by xSWAGxNO FAG19 March 19, 2011
 
7.
The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.
Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves
by MrWall August 27, 2007