Claunt 

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

Claunt by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Claunt 

An adjective used to describe a man with an obsessive approach to planning, such that he is unable to let friends and family plan events that most men would leave to the ladies.

The young man's claunt approach to the upcoming wedding left his future wife and mother in-law puzzled as to his true sexual orientation, his buddies laughed.

Claunt by buddychuckles August 19, 2013

Claunt 

Southern Slang/ Tennessee Lingo for Cleaned Up

I went outside and claunt up ( meaning cleaned up) the backyard.

Claunt by Jonah Parcheesi May 26, 2018

cluntsterfuck 

Cluntsterfuck

noun

1. A hot mess.
2. When the big tent is falling down around your ears.

Today has been a total cluntsterfuck since the elephants for loose!

cluntsterfuck by Cluntcar March 5, 2021