Claudeen

The coolest alien that has ever set foot on planet earth.

She's out of this world, she's totally a Claudeen.

Claudeen by potatoness September 7, 2013

Claudank 

A Claudank is a strange, female science teacher who likes to watch Minecraft youtubers, but doesn't play Minecraft herself. The Claudank is similar to the Karen as they both have short hair and they both claim they are 10 years younger than they really are. Usually, a Claudank is a highschool science teacher who specialises in chemistry. Claudanks can easily be abused by students and sometimes must call in male teachers to yell at her unfortunate students. A Claudank prefers strong rugby players and polynesians field hockey players, she will often excuse these students for incomplete homework.

Ugh, we have period 6 Claudank in the brown house.
I can't believe I've had a Claudank two years in a row.

Claudank by Lucas Squeman September 3, 2019

Claudianity

A religion created by Cauia. The Bible is: Claudianity - The New Christianity...only better :P

The Five Commandments include:
A liar is a fraud in the eyes of Claud
Always make time to applaud Claud
Claud is lord
If you're bored...worship Claud
If Claud is ignored...um, yeah...

To believe in Claudianity you are a Claudian. Claudians are close friends with Chibists and Lemon Squeezists.

I've converted to Claudianity!

I'm a Claudian!

Claudianity by Cauia May 18, 2007

Claudeaus 

A claudeaus is a type of person who could make any girl fall for him. He can usually end up with a group of 5-10. His personality could make anyone fall for him. You would get distracted at a claudeaus from first glance. Claudeaus's are a sort of slim breed. A claudeaus would always take in your decisions before his.

Girl: "Man, That claudeaus lookin pretty sweet tho"
Claudeaus: "How you doin'. You wanna jam"

Claudeaus by Ja mez June 17, 2020

clamdemonium 

Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.

i.e. "Pandemonium"

There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!

clamdemonium by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009

ClueMan 

Internet Troll that gained fame on the old Yahoo boards and by invading the half wits at Cosmic Outhouse. Sworn enemy of the tard High Flyin' Bryan Currenly resides at Cindysbeentripin.com. Rumored to be Cindybin's secret lover.

ClueMan is known for giving clues to the Tea Party

ClueMan by ClueMan March 13, 2011

CLAUDEMIRE 

A god/legend named after the Crob, the internal spirit of Claude. Born before all ages, he ruled the tesseract with absolute power. However, he became too powerful and was sent to Earth as a human. Today, he is now a child that is awaiting to be woke and become almighty once more.

How Dare you disrespect the name of CLAUDEMIRE.

CLAUDEMIRE by The meme historian May 24, 2018