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the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. February 16, 2012