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3rd Millennium Classrooms 

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.
Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.
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Classroom Boner 

When you are chilling in class and get a boner, particularly for no reason. Usually happens in the same classroom every day; particularly common throughout Jr. High and High School
Spencer: WTF, i always get this random boner in Mrs. Cone's room!

Garrett: Yeah, i get one in that class, too. Carver said that it's called a classroom boner.
Classroom Boner by Boner_Man October 19, 2009

Google Classroom 

fuckin' dank ass school website most high school prisoners are forced to surrender their social life on the weekends to this wack ass bullshit. this website accentuates every aspect of hell complied into a website
Megan: yo nigga did you submit youre shit to google classroom ?
Stephanie: fuck dat bullshit miss kiesha is a wack ass bicth
Megan: yo shword!
Google Classroom by swaggy.steph69 January 14, 2018

assassination classroom 

Assassination classroom is a show about this creature known as Korosensei, a unknown creature that destroyed about 70% of the moon. Korosensei also wants to destroy the earth a year later but before he does, he wants to teach a class of the middle schoo under achievers. The organization holding him soon allowed him to work at the school and telling the students it is their job to assassinate their teacher within a year to receive a great deal of cash. This, being their only chance to make a name for themselves, they agree and begin trying to murder their teacher while he teaches the students normal everyday subjects.

classroom syndrom 

When you take a class and some ugly chick finally seems hot because there is nothing better to look at.
Dude, why did you bang that ugly bitch?

Yo Smoke, it was classroom syndrom.

Classroom 

Area of Extreme Boredom
Im bored in my classroom
Classroom by FNAFfoxy64990 October 16, 2017

google classroom 

A trash app that teachers can post O N L I N E W O R K. It is even more stressful for students because they can out of nowhere see a assignment notification and get pressured. ALSO, Make sure to rate google classroom 1 Star on the App Store! Thanks!
Ugh the teacher assigned more work on Google Classroom
Ik it sucks can we like have a break or something for gosh sakes??
IKR
google classroom by e1rg April 11, 2020