classcuck 

A person living under a socio-economic system and who doesn't realize their subservient position in that system and even will actively defend it, e.g. a slave in the slave societies, a peasant in feudal societies, a wage-slave in a capitalist society. (synonymous to class traitor)

Source: facebook.com/declasscucked.memes/

-This is killing me. I work 60 hours a week and still can barely get by. Wouldn't it be nice to have a guaranteed basic income that is paid to everybody?
-Nah, these stupid plebs won't work then.
-God, you're such a classcuck.

classcuck by commiemorph May 17, 2016

classcuck 

a proletarian (working class) individual that believes either of the following things:

1) that society ultimately isn't really divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism
OR
2) that society ultimately really is divided into two classes (working and owning class) under capitalism, but that it isn't important because the owning class supposedly has the best intentions with the working class (a meme otherwise known as "class collaboration")

a classcuck will at any opportunity excuse class division, exploitation of surplus value and wage labor as being fair. they will most likely use phrases like "just pull up those bootstraps!", "anyone can get rich with a can do attitude!" or "wage labor is just human nature, man!" unironically when confronted with the brutal dialectical truth that capitalism is inherently flawed, contradictory, and unmeritocratic and doesn't provide equality of opportunity. classcucks are most often libertarians or conservativess (AKA cuckservatives), but may in many cases also be nazis or your run of the mill liberal.

sergey: "hey, have you seen boris?"
alexei: "oh, boris? he's right there; praising his bourgeois boss while calling him 'job creator' on his knees."
sergey: "what a classcuck."

classcuck by lelnin July 16, 2016

classjunky 

People who takes classes for fun. Life long learners or learning enthusiasts.

Johnny is taking guitar lessons, cooking yoga, photo, scuba diving, screen play writing classes. He is a true classjunky.

classjunky by rell sunn October 7, 2011

classfuck 

A class that fucks your ass.

class + assfuck = classfuck

A: Are you taking English Lit?
B: Yeah it's a requirement.
A: Sorry to hear that. It's a real classfuck.
B: Tell me about it. I have 9 essays due over the next week.

classfuck by mary jane austen November 10, 2010

clapsacker 

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

casjack 

Masturbation without the intention to finish. Also known as "casual jacking"

"Dude would you jerk off a homeless man?"

" No way, i would only give him a filthy casjack"

"Yum, where can i get some of that?"

casjack by Creep232 March 16, 2011

classick 

a classic or oldy but goody but much tighter or cooler

That roadster is a classick

classick by Classick Chopper October 7, 2006