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Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know
Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe
Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018
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G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.
FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."
G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006
A Twitter King. One would say he is like Gordon Ramsay with his expertise in culinary arts. Classify is an absolute unit due to his towering stature of 6'8" with impeccable teeth to top it off. Whats that? You like eSports? Well you might as well just suck off Classify now since he just recently joined 100 Thieves. Classify is also known for having an abnormally large penis to the point where people are afraid of the BDE vibes that radiate off his body. If you hear anything about Classify, be sure to not go outside and instantly hide your girl as he will steal them in a heart beat. You don't go outside? Well you're still not safe. Classify also will steal your girl in video games by impressing them with his impeccable aim and his immense amount of skill in Fortnite and in many other games
Nadeshot: "We need to sign more people to 100 Thieves, you got any ideas of who to sign?"

Pokimane: "Have you heard of Classify and The Mob? Classify has so much BDE. He even outplays and carries me in Fortnite on the daily."

Nadshot: "That's a done deal dawg."
Classify by Peaenut July 23, 2019

Classified 

*This information is classified*
Sorry to say but this information is also classified
Classified by Böì November 23, 2020

G14 classified 

An item that is extremely secret and will be killed immediatly if leaked to someone.
I'm sorry I can't tell you, its G14 Classified
G14 classified by john campbell November 22, 2004

Classified facebook watcher 

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff
Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off

classified 

The best rapper out of canada ever. Nova Scotia to boot. One of the best producers in Canada and everywhere. He is white and a million times better than fakes like emeinem.
Classified's new Cd boy-cott-in the industry out as of march 2005 is sweet. Is last Cd trial and eroor one of teh best cd's ever. It ain't over off his ep his possibly the best song that's never been heard.