Party Classifications 

System used for identifying different types of party's or a social get together. An early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. This system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together.

Classifications:

Stage 1:
Party Size: 4 - 6 persons
Sex Ratio: 3 Men : 1 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely low
Noise: Low to moderate

Stage 2:
Party Size: 7 - 9 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 2 Woman
Police Encounter: Low to moderate
Noise: Moderate to high

Stage 3:
Party Size: 10 - 15 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 3 Woman
Police Encounter: High
Noise: High

Stage 4:
Party Size: 16+
Sex Ratio 4 Men : 4 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely high
Noise Extremely high

Party Classifications Stage 1 - This party sucks!

Party Classifications Stage 2 - This party definitely needs more action!

Party Classifications Stage 3 - This party is pretty live!

Party Classifications Stage 4 - WOW! Look at all these people! I love it! RUNNN COPS!!!

Party Classifications by Diddly Doodly Dee November 12, 2010

santa clausification 

To paint a glowing and praiseworthy picture of a somewhat well know, but assumed to be great and wholesome individual. Martin Luther King, Jr. has be 'santa clausified' by the white American public.

The santa clausification of Santa Claus will end when the frozen human heads are found in his basement or the animal porn collection is unearthed.

santa clausification by Ian (St.) R. April 11, 2008

classification 

The process of grouping things based on their similarities

That kid Kanin is grouping things based on similarities which is also called Classification

classification by WowBro12345654321 February 14, 2018

classification 

An animal that is dumb

Reese your a classification

classification by Reese love Kauffman February 14, 2018

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification 

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification is a more nuanced and modern way of classifying a person's self-identified sexual attraction. It has two facets:

Assigned-Sex Attraction
Assigned-Expression Attraction

So for example, people we consider having a typical hetero-attraction would have a) opposite assigned-sex attraction , and b) opposite assigned-expression attraction.

For example, the typical man is attracted sexually to biological women, and feminine gender expression.

My sociology report included a section about Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification and how human sexuality is nuanced.

Bipartite Gender-Attraction Classification by jenddainas February 3, 2024