| 1. | fish bowl | ||
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A car that is a classic, most likely a chevy, that is in mint condition with no tint on the windows so you can see through it like a fish bowl. I just fixed up this '67 fish bowl for today, I'll probably never drive it again.
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| 2. | puddle skipper | ||
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A beat up car. A beater. Also known as a POS. Generally, puddle skippers are large-body American sedans from the late 70's through the early 90's, although notable exceptions would be most Volkswagen Rabbits, Quantums, or Golfs, and anything made in a former East Bloc country. Puddle skippers usually emit some kind of smoke, are missing one or all of their hub cabs, and have a stereo worth more than the Blue Book value of the car itself. "Hey, did you see that new car Jim Bob bought?"
"What is it?" "A 1984 Caprice Classic, metallic blue!" "Wow. What a total puddle skipper!" |
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| 3. | Joe Budden | ||
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If not, Joe Budden is one of the MOST Underrated lyricists to date. Born in Harlem, NY but raised in New Jersey but calls Jerz his home. He has plenty of lyrically insane tracks. Has beefed with The Game but has squashed that beef hopefully they can collab, but now he still has a score to settle with Lloyd Banks a member of G-Unit. He is who Joe Budden is addressing in the track "Dumb Out" which is highly thought to be his greatest punchline heavy freestyle to date. Signed to Def Jam, Joe Budden has put out his self titled album "Joe Budden" which sold horribly but as said by Jay-Z the album is a prime example of a hot lyricist facing bad promotion. He has also put out mixtapes Mood Muzik 1 & 2. Mood Muzik 2 is said to be a Mixtape Classic. It shows Joe Budden's is on top of his game. Tracks like the before mentioned "Dumb Out" was released under it. Others titled "Three Sides To A Story" "If I Die Tomorrow" "6 Minutes Of Death (Remix ft. Jae Millz & Stack Bundles)". Look out for an also promised Mood Muzik 3. Joe Budden's sophomore album "The Growth" is promised to be released this year. Cop that album! Some of Joe Budden's hottest lines off Mood Muzik 2
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---- "Fiends treat the hood like it's Saw part 2 cause they just looking for needles" - Old School Mouse "They know the hood is too poor to hire CSI, and Gil Grissom" - Old School Mouse "And any beat I'ma air that, rappers just gotta wear that/ Foxy Brown should be the only one that can't hear that" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix) "You Terrel Owens them niggaz that wear eagles they don't even wanna fuck wit you" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix) "They ain't Super, or Luigi, or Mario, ain't found that power/ Plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower/" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix) "I'm the Million Dollar Baby, but I won't die tryna Box" - 6 Minutes of Death (Remix) "David Banner made it a time to play but I don't" - So Serious "If I'm Window Shoppin, I'm prolli bout to rob that store" - Get It Poppin "I'll take ya wig off and let you save it like Busta did" - Get It Poppin "I worked hard to get here, now that I got here they want me gone/ They tryna treat Joe like a Yankee/" - World Takeover "I piss in whatever subway your train of thought gotta run through" - World Takeover "Who sees what I'm watchin, he ain't poppin'/ Don't deserve to drink water from the tub that I wash in/ WAIT, start again, it's a privilege to breath the same air that I farted in/ They want no parts with him/" - Dumb Out "And these dudes might as well be Jamie Foxx Trying to sound like somebody that a... |
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| 4. | Tiger Woops | ||
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You might have pulled a Tiger Woops if: You sleep with a bunch of people other than your wife and everyone finds out about it. You're playing 18 holes a day, but not on the golf course. Hundreds of people or more look up to you and suddenly your dirty deeds are brought to light, and parents have to explain to their children that what they see you doing is completely unacceptable. "Dang, my drop-dead gorgeous wife found out I was cheating on her and beat me with my own golf club. I tried using drugs to take away the pain and I crashed my car. THEN the news stations found out about it and drug my name through the mud."
"Sounds like you've pulled a classic Tiger Woops there...you might want to consider paying your wife millions of dollars so she won't divorce you for being an absolute fool." |
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| 5. | AC/DC | ||
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A rock band from Australia. It has been disputed exactly what genre of rock music AC/DC is, but wheather they're Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk Rock, or whatever, AC/DC is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. AC/DC has been considered one of the founders of heavy metal, along with bands like KISS and Led Zeppelin. In 1974, AC/DC recruited lead singer Bon Scott, and released a string of LP's. In 1975, they released their first studio album (originally released in Australia only), titled 'High Voltage', followed by 'T.N.T' shortly thereafter. In 1976, they started to gain a little bit of international success, because of the release of 'High Voltage' and 'Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep' in Europe and the U.S (actually, the U.S didn't see 'Dirty Deeds' in stores until 1981, but whatever). Finally, in 1977, they released their first international album, 'Let There Be Rock'. AC/DC enjoyed radio airply, high album sales, and high grossing tours, for quite some time. Unfortunately, shortly after the release of their 4th international album 'Highway To Hell', singer Bon Scott was found dead in the back of a friends car. He aperantly died because of a combination of Hypothermia, and choking on his own vomit (a popular trend among rock stars). Scott's friend, Ozzy Osbourne, wrote the often misinterpreted song, 'Suicide Solution' about the late singer. Later that year, AC/DC recruited a new singer, the infamous Brian Johnson. They released 'Back In Black' in late 1980. It is now... more...
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| 6. | queen | ||
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Queen is a british rock band who have been recognized as pioneers of arena rock, hard rock, glam rock, heavy metal, and progressive rock.
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MEMBERS John Deacon: Wrote "Another One Bytes The Dust" the single greatist bassline in music history. And Many Other Songs. Brian May: One of the most unique guitarists in all of music. A top five guitarist. Freddie Mercury: The single greatist mail vocalist of all time. (bisexual not homosexual) He was known for having many girlfriends and boyfriends. He is world's first indian origin rock star. He was the only star in Kurt Cobain suicide note. A species of East African isopod, Cirolana mercuryi N. Bruce, was named after Freddie in 2004. Rodger Taylor: A very solid drummer. ----- SINGLES "Keep Yourself Alive/Son And Daughter" (1973) - didn't chart UK, #89 US (Cashbox) "Seven Seas of Rhye/See What A Fool I've Been" (1974) #10 UK "Killer Queen/Flick Of The Wrist" (1974) #2 UK (silver), #12 US "Now I'm Here/Lily Of The Valley" (1975) #11 UK "Bohemian Rhapsody/I'm In Love With My Car" (1975) #1 UK (3x platinum), #9 US (gold) "You're My Best Friend/'39" (1976) #7 UK, #16 US "Somebody to Love/White Man" (1976) #2 UK, #13 US "Tie Your Mother Down/You And I" (1977) #31 UK, #49 US "Long Away/You and I" (1977) "Queen's First EP: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy/Death On Two Legs/Tenement Funster/White Queen" (1977) #17 UK "We Are the Champions/We Will Rock You"... |
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Queen is a british rock band who have been recognized as pioneers of arena rock, hard rock, glam rock, heavy metal, and progressive rock.
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-MEMBERS --John Deacon: Wrote "Another One Bytes The Dust" the single greatist bassline in music history. And Many Other Songs. --Brian May: One of the most unique guitarists in all of music. A top five guitarist. --Freddie Mercury: ---The single greatist male vocalist in music history. ---(bisexual not homosexual) He was known for having many girlfriends and boyfriends. ---He is world's first indian origin rock star. ---He was the only star in Kurt Cobain suicide note. ---A species of East African isopod, Cirolana mercuryi N. Bruce, was named after Freddie in 2004. --Rodger Taylor: A very solid drummer. -SINGLES --"Keep Yourself Alive/Son And Daughter" (1973) - didn't chart UK, #89 US (Cashbox) --"Seven Seas of Rhye/See What A Fool I've Been" (1974) #10 UK --"Killer Queen/Flick Of The Wrist" (1974) #2 UK (silver), #12 US --"Now I'm Here/Lily Of The Valley" (1975) #11 UK --"Bohemian Rhapsody/I'm In Love With My Car" (1975) #1 UK (3x platinum), #9 US (gold) --"You're My Best Friend/'39" (1976) #7 UK, #16 US --"Somebody to Love/White Man" (1976) #2 UK, #13 US --"Tie Your Mother Down/You And I" (1977) #31 UK, #49 US --"Long Away/You and I" (1977) --"Queen's First EP: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy/Death On Two Legs/Tenement Funster/White Queen" (1977) #17 UK --"We Are the Champions/We Wil... |
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