A person that refers to themselves as a Classic Clarky usually has serious self confidence issues and attempts to make up for it by cracking extremely arrogant jokes about oneself. His/her self confidence issues usually come from insecurities about ones penis size or due to the person having a superior younger sibling who they can not compete with on any level.

Some good cunt with an even better cunt older brother. Hairy as a bear and jewish to the days