Class of COVID-19 

The graduating Class of 2020. Thousands of students across the globe who were unable to attend their graduation ceremonies in person due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The Class of COVID-19 graduated around the same time as the George Floyd murder - two events that changed the world forever.

Class of COVID-19 by G. Floyd June 10, 2020

Double pipe classic 

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman

Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.

Double pipe classic by Vintagetom May 23, 2019

Chattering Classes

The term Chattering Classes is an essentially British expression, seldom heard outside the UK. It was invented by British journalist Oberon Waugh (he really couldn’t stand them) but was later taken up by pundits and political commentators to describe a group of the “metropolitan middle class”. Generally though it’s used as a derogatory tag for those who are politically active, socially concerned and ‘highly’ educated; especially those with political, media or academic connections. Its original meaning has now changed somewhat and now it usually refers to WOFS, Londoncentric pseudo-celebrities who talk a lot about social injustice, disaster relief, third world aid and all the other fashionable causes but do absolutely fuck all to help.

The chattering classes are all talk and no action.

Chattering Classes by AKACroatalin May 30, 2015

class daddy 

A glucose guardian who brings drinks for his or her sugar baby to class. The glucose guardian will also commonly assist with completing assignments or providing test answers.

"My class daddy brought me a snapple and hooked me up with all the answers to the final exam. And all I gotta do is hang out with him after class."

class daddy by Mackenzie9910 April 28, 2019

im bored in class 

ik same

Im bored in class, because it sucks d...

im bored in class by bruh get off urban dictionary September 18, 2020

French Class 

Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.

FML bro i have French Class next hour. Frick,

*looks up how to fake a siezure

French Class by HammerToenail May 16, 2019

socialist business class 

The half-assed attempt by European airlines to offer a premium airline seat by sticking a fucking piece of plastic between two economy class seats. Snobby business pricks who sit at the front of the plane still get to sip on a drink and judge the masses as they are herded to the back of the cabin, however they must be confined to the same inhuman space and rancid hot-pocket meal as everyone else.

Did you see Bill, that lucky bastard got upgraded to first class?

Yeah, but its Europe, so he will walk off the plane with hemorrhoids and mud-butt like everyone else. Socialist business class ensures everyone is treated like shit.

Any European flight has socialist business class

socialist business class by El el fetches October 26, 2013