|1.||PMing it up|
the act of jerking off in class; usually by cutting a slot in your sweatshirt pockets. AKA: pocket pool.
Gibson was PMing it up in tech class today during third period.
jacking off....usually in class....consists of the usual penis stimulation, then when called upon by a teacher or raising ones hand, u then shake ur leg violently to finish the job...usually causes ur desk and the desk in front of and behind you to shake also.
Andrew ***** did the ninja shake repeatedly in class due to his recent break up.
"J" verb; to play with ones' penis using anything such as ones' hand, a couch cushion, and or ones' feet in order to creat pleasure among the shaft of the penis; Synonyms: "wack off, jack off, masturbate, self hand job"; Antonyms: "pull the pants up without even touching the penis, not wacking off, not jacking off, not masturbating, not self-hand job"
*Can be turned into past tense by making "J" into "J-ed" and to past/present progressive by making "J" into "J-ing", all other verb forms follow the same patern.*
When i get home today, im gunna J.
Your not cool unless you J.
See Spot run.... see Spot J.
Okay class listen up, J-ing is just a part of life, it's normal, as long as it's not done excessively.
A term used to describe the act of jacking off
The reason being is because the hand is pretending to be a vagina (Or "Role-playing" the role of a vagina)
**This term was coined by Ismael**
Josh was caught Role-playing in his World of Warcraft costume
"OK Class, we're going to be Role-playing today!"
Aaron loves Role-playing to feet
A person usually an albino white kid with dark hair. They cry and complain about how life sucks but really they just need to smoke a joint once in a while. They wear tight jeans because they think everyone is gay like them and likes looking at their disgusting tight bodies. They wear tight shirts too because they are fucked up. They sometimes wear glasses, retarded shoes, and they listen to stupid bands like Coldplay and Slipknot.
And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.
1. Be an albino middle class white kid
2. Act all cool on a skateboard.
3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.
4. Have a small 2 inch dick.
5. Be a fucking faggot.
6. Worship Satan
7. Cut your wrists
Follow those steps and you're an emo.
Josh: I cut my wrists last night.
Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!
Josh: I can do sick tricks too.
Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.
Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.
Josh: Oh my Satan!
Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.
Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!
When a class discussion is hijacked by a rambling, tangential and eventually irrelevant but wholly derailing observation, grievance or out-and-out rant by one of the class participants.
We were in our final session on behavioral economics and this woman started classjacking the discussion into the moral underpinnings and motivations of the study of economics, behavioral or otherwise.
Masturbating, jacking off, spanking the monkey, slapping the ham, whacking off, or beating your meat.
Did you hear that ryan was duffing it in the middle of class the other day?
Duffing it isn't a crime.