|1.||the fuck game|
the fuck game is the most fun you can have in a class room...it is a game for 2 people only any more than this and competition gets too high...one person says fuck the next person must say it louder then the first person says it louder than the second person it continues like this untill one of you gets caught or one of you gives up
the end of the game is signalled by large amounts of laughter caused by detentions to one student
james: lets play the fuck game
cava:ok you start
teacher: CAVA detention
fuck long and hard 45 min in a class room and hot tub with a teacher
My teacher showed me the faurelerism method.
|3.||the pius cliques|
nothing is 'fetch' at pius xi, one of the most infamous private high schools in the midwest. but there is definately an abundance of bimbos running around with 'FITCH' plastered across their chests. not to mention the skanks who'd like to consider themselves 'hippies' that really just shop at target and peace signs are a MUST HAVE. but if you aren't fitch or hippie bitch, then who are you?more...
walk down into the union (yes, they call their cafeteria the 'student union') and take a glance at the way the tables are arranged. in the furthest corner away from the student entrance, you'll find th 'popular' seniors. the table is filled with meat heads, bit-titted hoes, and just flat out dumb fucks. you may be wondering why the table next to that of the senior jocks is sometimes empty. it's usually because the art kids are on the 6th floor doing what they do best, art. but once in a blue moon,you've found yourself the 'art-floor kids' a table away, eating a salad of some sort, or chomping on some carrot sticks they bought from Outpost (ohhhh how eco-friendly they are!). Then you get yourself the wanna-be's, the nothings, the nobodys. not now at least, but they will most likely be your boss someday. two more tables down is the very last of the far back. it's the black-box and choir room kids, talking about who gets to do the lights this upcoming play as they gulp down their mt. dew and pop those sour skittles to get that extra sugar high (compliments of Sodhexo- the shittiest foo...
The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.
2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL
3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?
4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
adj - Typical of houses in Miami, ceramic or stonework of cheap material designed to have an ornate or regal appearance but is really fucking gawdy
My wife and I wanted to buy this house in Hialeah but the bathrooms and the fake stone fireplace in the living room were too Cubany. How tacky, who needs a fucking fireplace in Miami anyway? It was 90 degrees last Christmas.
(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.
Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.
It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.
I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!
A portmanteau of the names Charles and Erik, portraying the undeniable love between Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr.
Specifically, from the film X-Men: First Class.
Cherik shipper: How did over two hours of film go by without a Cherik make-out scene?
Cherik shipper: Cherik need to get a room with all the eye fucking they're doing.