A fine institution located in the heart of Westbury, Long Island. This academy has been around for over 200 years and was founded by Sir Weldon Thorndike in 1804. Over the institutions lingering history, multitudinous amounts of awards and prizes briskly found it's way to Clarke's prominent Museum of Supremacy. Here you can find the Wright Brother's, two Clarke Alumni scholars, first airplane, as well as the Journal of the United States first president, George Washington. Again, a Clarke Alumnus.
The Museum of Supremacy is just a swift 10 minute walk from the Campus's main hall known as the JFK establishment.
Clarke's Campus is a total of 3 square miles. The largest learning institute ever to be built.

Clarke also has an undying tradition in the athletic field.
Clarke's Baseball team has won the past 25 National Championships. Clarke's Basketball team has played games all around the world, since they compete in the IHSAA (International High School Athletic Association).

Clarke's Financial Endowment in 2011 recored to be $555 Billion Dollars, an all-time low.
Clarke has a post-graduate population of 13,000 Scholars and a Professor population of 5,000.
Clarke's Average SAT Score: 2400 (obviously)
Mascot: The Lincoln Ram

The 1932 NY Yankees donated three baseball fields to Clarke in 1942.

If I were to continue to define Clarke's virtuosity, I would have to write perpetually since excellence is relentlessly being achieved at W.T. Clarke High School.d

A greeting used when you begin a conversation with someone and want to see if there's anything new with them.

Translates into English as "Got To Go To Denny's". Referred to having the munchies past midnight, when most resturants are closed and yet Denny's is still open with coffee and burgers for all. Came from Clarke! (musician).

Charles Clarke was formerly the Home Secretary in Tony Blair's fascist New Labour Government. His physical appearance was that of a beetroot-faced commandant, while his policies explicitly stated that for reasons of national security, every person living in Britain needed to be fingerprinted,, investigated, and issued with an ID card which was to be carried at all times under threat of arrest and torture.

Under the excuse of a nationwide epidemic, the terrifyingly named Avian Flu (which had already killed 23 people throughout Asia and Europe) he planned to instigate a curfew and using the pretext of "inoculation" to insert into every British person a microchip similar to the ones used on domestic pets.

His department was also in charge of the criminal records unit which provided employers with details of the criminal records of the public. Sadly such was the ruthless inefficiency of this department that 3000 people ended up wrongly portrayed as criminals when they were in fact innocent.
He was also in charge of the department which released thousands of foreign murderers, rapists and thugs onto the streets when they should actually have been deported.

Clarke was a monstrous, deluded and incompetent man who loved to portray the British public as rampant, dangerous criminals,...

Gilby Clarke is best known as the rhythm guitarist in Guns N Roses, after Izzy Stradlin left, and before Axl kicked him out. Gilby went on to have a solo career. He also formed the band Rock Star Supernova. Though it's not as good as his other work, there's no reason to hate him.

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Grey's Law states: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice", and is a variant of Hanlon's razor, influenced by the third law of Arthur C Clarke.