A religious cult where members are ritually castrated at the age of 25. The cult have the fundamental belief that all members should be surgically enhanced by taking important parts of their body away from them. Clark
'I was kidnapped by those F***ing Clarkes again. They took my knob and fed it to a lion!'
'Jeez, when I got clarked they took all my hair, from all over my body!'
'those Clarkes are out of fucking line man!'
Irish for 'you're fucked'.
Should not be mistaken for Clarke which is English. Hense the E.
synonyms - run, run away, hide, you've done it now, someone gunna get a hurt real bad, do you like your face
antonyms - you're safe, relax, i'm not going to knock you out
common misspellings - epic, winning, run, hide iwishthatwasmylastname
Clarke - Crumpets and tea? Oh wait good sir, you're Irish!
Clark - Clark.
Clarke - Ah yes!
Clark - *sigh*
Males by the name of Clark are among the most irresistible beings on the planet. Clark is very well-rounded: a model citizen, a tremendously skilled athlete, a virtuoso musician, and as if that weren't enough, he has devastatingly good looks. Although you may typically find Clark looking ultra suave in a tuxedo, crowds gather when he goes shirtless to catch a glimpse of his chiseled Greek-God-like body. Clark is a friend to a diverse group of people, but all are envious of him, and wish to someday be like him, though he is too modest to take note. Unfortunately, Clark does not date; whether he just hasn't found a worthy enough specimen to court or has too much fun doing manly things with his friends is still t o be determined. Either way ladies, you are out of luck when it comes to Clark. Good luck trying to obtain the unobtainable!
Girl 1: You saw Clark at the beach?! What was it like to see such shirtless perfection?
Girl 2: It was like... the Mona Lisa of abs.
1.Clark-A seemingly mild mannered man who secretly harbors super powers and can be awesome when he is most needed.
Guy 1-Dude I swear that clark kid just ran into a phone booth and teleported out!
Guy 2-Man, get off that crack!
The perfect nickname for your superman. He is always there for you no matter what! He can always put a smile on your face :D He's handsome, super smart, and a great listener! Not to mention he looks great in a tux! Clark is a boyfriend that will always be your best friend.
M: "Hey look at this text Noah sent me!"
J: "Awww that's so sweet!"
M: "Yeah, he's my clark!"
A reference to one with immense physical power capable of taking down entire town single handedly. A great power resides within a Clark and only one thing can ultimately destroy one....cold pizza
"Our town had a Clark for a while until we dosed him with cold pizza and destroyed his presence."
An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!
"I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks"
"I understand man, you don't want EUWL all over your girlfriend"