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Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks
1. To urinate on one's self 2. To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement 3. To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms... 4. To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day 4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind 5. The act of f*cking up in general a) Damn I was clarked last night.
b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party. |
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(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits. Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
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| 2. | Clark | ||
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A square jaw as hard as granite, that can cut you just by looking at it. Gorgeous hair and built like Tarzan, this is a gentle beast of a man. Clark is the guy who turned down Dos Equis when they wanted to have him be their spokesman for the most interesting man in the world. While his looks are outstanding, they are only out done by his brains. Sharp as a razor blade, and quick as a whip, you do not want to challenge this fellow to a game of words with friends. Unless you like to lose, a lot. This is the type of guy who will arm wrestle a biker and win, and then turn around and sing a lullaby to a baby to put them to sleep. He's the perfect man, wrapped in the perfect man. Dude, you just won the nobel peace prize, found the cure for cancer and delivered a baby, you are so Clark.
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| 3. | Clark | ||
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A man who loves you no matter what. A superhero of sorts. When you meet a Clark you will know he is special. Clarks are genuine, and kind. Clarks try to "save the day" in any situation. They may be easy going, and mild mannered, but they really are Superman in disguise Look at that Clark he is really a super guy
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Verb.The expulsion of all bodily fluids through every orrafice at the same time. Steve: I just Clarked
Billy: Wow, we really need to clean this mess of blood, semen, mucas, urine, and stomach acid up! |
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To thwack, a blunt hit.
I clarked him in the face with a brick.
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verb - to use a nail gun, to nail he clarked the leg on the ladder
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(French) Cleric or Scholar Clarks are frindly, fun loving, personable, upbeat, and generous creatures. They have a lot of friends and are good with children and animals. However, do Not anger this creature. Once angered, it will exact revenge in a most painful manner. The kids just love him! He's such a Clark!
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