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that’s SO Clampett 

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.
Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

clampetty 

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc
"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"
clampetty by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016
A Northern irish term used to refer to someone who is useless.

a hillbilly.
that wee girl is a fucking clampet
clampet by Sairanator April 19, 2018
The word "Clampet" can be used to refer to someone as scruffy
"go away you Clampet"
Clampet by Coke no ice August 5, 2022

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.
I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.
Jed Clampett by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008