An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
by Cathal1982 May 16, 2018
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Ass-backward redneck white people; usu. used by African-Americans when refering to same.
...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?
by crazymike December 14, 2004
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When you make a multi million dollar Company whilst Making a family by having a threesome with your brother and sister during Christmas. This action is usually done in Zürich with the help of a Cat café, gay porn, latex, cat henti and Multiple war crimes.
Dude, I just totally clampitted my Ex!!

I was clampitting my ex when my mother entered and joined in!!
by Agar_Willson December 12, 2022
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A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.
Did you know that Billy is a clampit.
by Alex November 23, 2004
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When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
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Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
Danny the clampit did this on site today
by The sesh king 2018 January 28, 2019
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