clam hat

I got Mary off by rubbing her clam hat.

by jizzcock May 10, 2003

Clam Hat

A female version of the teabag. Thus, putting the vagina on the face of someone sleeping or passed out.

After Jeff passed out on the couch, none of the guys were ballsy enough to give him a teabag, so Sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.

by SteveEH May 2, 2007

What the letter C is for as said by bunny from retarded animal babies

Her clam-hat is red and swollen

by janet and tom October 7, 2003

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.

Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.

Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.

by Study Fives June 9, 2010