the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom
she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc
she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.
girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.
boy: i thought she got shot through the window.
boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.
teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.