Chacken 

What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.

oh look its a chacken haha

Chacken by Subscribe to PewDiePie December 20, 2018

clickety clackety 

The sound of a number of keyboards being typed upon in an otherwise quiet office.

You could tell it was a busy time in the office because of the lack of conversation, and incessant clickety clackety going all morning.

clickety clackety by Promoter of lols December 2, 2017

Hamon Clacker Volley 

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.

"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"

Hamon Clacker Volley by thatkid_ March 16, 2020

Clacking 

When a male moves his hips side to side which causes his Penis to hit each leg causing the "Clacking" sound.

"Ricky was the best, Nobody could out clack Ricky"

"Look boys, He is Clacking"

Clacking by Jack the Clacker June 18, 2018

Clacker Valve 

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

Clacker Valve by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

CrackeningMan 

A person who Is very Business and makes public appearances usually apologizes or announces a significant event that will take place within the next few years.

A CrackeningMan Uses a leather jacket as a suit and wears a "real" necktie

Jahayen is a CrackeningMan
Jhien is a professional CrackeningMan

CrackeningMan by ?aiko March 15, 2022

meat clackers 

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

meat clackers by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015