fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

Chambering 

When you’re full of gas and about to unload.

Bro, I’m chambering so you better step back because I’m about to crop dust this place.

Chambering by Kavorka girl February 4, 2019

stop blabbering 

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.

stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013

slabbering 

Northern Irish slang for talking shit

Will you quit yer slabbering?

slabbering by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

chambering 

Same as "Hotbox"; Smoking weed in a car with the windows rolled up.

We rolled up the windows and was chambering.

chambering by A-Nastee January 9, 2008

blabbering 

when someones talking shit

She was blabbering about her boyfriend all day.

blabbering by lessiecomeback March 7, 2007