Clabbered Colt 

A drink made with horse semen.

On a dare they sat in the bar doing shots of Clabbered Colt.

Clabbered Colt by EagarGM August 1, 2011

clabber cod 

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.

That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!

clabber cod by Kreigh January 5, 2005

Clabber Boy 

Tony George, owner and president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as the Idiot Grandson.

Clabber Boy is the Idiot Grandson.

Clabber Boy by Rex Karz September 26, 2003

Clastered 

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

Clastered by DangerJames October 28, 2011

Clobbered 

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.

Clobbered by rosignol May 17, 2005

Clabbers 

A humongous ass. An ass that looks far too big for its body. So awkward.

"Wow, look at the Clabbers on that guy!"
"Yea, that's a shame..."

Clabbers by Michelle M. March 3, 2009

Clawbered 

when one drinks a case of white claws by themselves and cant remember what happened

Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.

Clawbered by Court51 July 27, 2019