Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

Clapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

pum pum claat

A Jamaican term meaning a cloth used as a sanitary towel. Also as an expletive used in anger or surprise. See pussy claat too.

I wha' di pum pum claat a gwaan?

pum pum claat by FrigginLimey December 6, 2013

clatu verata nictu

A phrase populzarized in the Evil Dead series movie "Army of Darkness" (1992). Originated as the phrase that saved the world from destruction in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still" (1951).

"Go to Gort and say to him, 'clatu verata nictu'."

clatu verata nictu by Evil Council November 16, 2007

cleatus 

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

cleatus by Anonymous June 3, 2003

bum bo claat 

jamaican curse word use on a daily basis to show frustration or to be disrespectful, it can be use instead of "fuck"

cho bum bo claat, dat n00b jus kill mi pon halo. mi ago kill him bum bo claat back watch.

bum bo claat by acktar May 8, 2008

Yeetus Cleatus 

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

Yeetus Cleatus by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

Blood claat 

It is a jamaican word but get ur definition right!!! Its basically another way of saying fuck when u use it to mean something annoying but wneh fuck just isnt a strong enough word

Wa de blood claat u pickney dem roun ye a do!!!

Blood claat by Born in Ja November 24, 2004