a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
2. The latest in a long and distinguished line of words to call people - grandson of man, son of dude, bastard cousin of homeslice. But with a mexicali chaser of awesome.
"It's five AM, chochacho! You ready to gruzzle down on some cheese omelettes, or you want to watch Braveheart again first?"
A "Cochisexual" is someone who listens to a goated rapper, also known as "Cochise". When you're a cochisexual, you dedicated your whole list of music and life to Cochise, and attend the "Republic Of Cochise" regularly.
"Hey, Who do you like?"
"Cochise."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I'm cochisexual. I love Cochise. His music slaps!"
1. Adjective: generally describes a fat, ugly, and fake female who fucks their friends' boyfriends then pretends that they are the victim in the situation.
2. Noun: a female who fucks their friend's boyfriend, is usually manly in nature, and is self conscience about their appearance, so they fuck/attempt to fuck everything in sight.
3. Verb: To be fucked by the above mentioned, usually followed by harassment.
Example #1.
"Dude, you're ex is such a Cochawhore; you better get checked for the herps!"
Example #2.
a. "I can't believe my friend would fuck my boyfriend! What a Cochawhore!"
b. Friend: "Ashley, why would you be my friend, then fuck my boyfriend?"