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The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime. Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.
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| 9. | Ireland. | ||
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The most beautiful, cultured and economically strong country in western Europe. For its size, it has produced many geniuses, who will continue to be studied and adored. A nation that is full aware of its importance in Europe, and the world. a country that "Fights well above its weight". The Celtic tiger has given this beautiful country the boost it needed to reign supreme of her own affairs. A country once torn and still bares the scars of the illegal occupation by a "more civilised" nation that raped, ruined and pillaged nearly every country in the world at the but of a gun. One day this fabulous country will be united and that shall be my dancing day. Any uninformed, uncultured member of the dregs of society (more than likely British) who thinks that Ireland and its inhabitants are the slaves of Europe are gravely misinformed. The people of Ireland do not care how they are perceived by the rest of the world, we know that our country is one that shines bright in the European union, a neutral country that harbours a great tradition of acceptance and diversity. A country of beautiful unspoilt landscapes paralleled with bustling cities and cosmopolitan lifestyles. A country that I am proud to call home, because when you have such a home, you are one lucky individual! Up President Mc Aleese! Ireland is the best!
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| 10. | gypsy | ||
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1. Race of Romany people descendent from mainly Eastern Europe where they are despised as thieves and wastrels.
2. Non-racial group of people of no common descent who choose to live in camps, thus opting out of civilised society, yet still wanting to take part in elements such as the Welfare State. They are despised as thieves and wastrels. We can't go to that park any more, the gypsies'll gut us and steal our money.
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| 11. | keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum | ||
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The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'. Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised
Tony: What are you doing tonight? Gordon: ya mum! Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness? Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness? Scenario 2- Childish, good Tony: What are you doing tonight? Gordon: ya mum! Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum Gordon: Yes, master. |
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| 12. | tejal | ||
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A beast with an orkish looking face and a putrid smell. Normally dumber than the average human, it cannot communicate like a civilised person. If you ever meet a tejal then running and hiding is your best chance of surviving or covering your eyes to stop the ugliness burning them. Shield your eyes it's tejal
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| 13. | Clinf | ||
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An anonymous algoritmic instubtanciated entity which perspirates concicively antistrophic microcosms inherent throughout intergalactic diafragms thereby synchronously assimilating endangered species of semi-intlligent and quasi-civilised, unsophisticated "Creaturus-Arabicus-Egizzianii" 1)"Clinf will never understand the above"
2)"How many lives will it take Clinf to manage to read the above?" 3)"FUCK ME CLINF!!!" |
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| 14. | Asquith Boys | ||
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A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp. Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
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