1. (noun) fur covered mammal from the central Pacific, walks upright and lives in a primitive civilisation

2. (verb) to pull a prank or practical joke

3 (adjective) very cool, dope, rocking, etc.

An explosion, especially one of high leetness. Coined as a corruption of explosion when hex-editing (remember that?) an ancient game known as Civilisation (the first one). Also, something that will produce an explosion, a bomb, especially one of high 1337ness.

The greek island (biggest) where the Minoan civilisation took place. Also the place where Zorba the Greek lived.

Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system

1. a small dull city in the eastern backwaters of England. Has no major transport links with any other part of the UK and that is not by accident. Home of Britains gayest football team after Watford.
Considered the centre of civilisation by BBC Look East and ITV Anglia news
NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS HERE

2. Stands for N.ickers O.ff R.eady W.hen I. C.ome H.ome

A man of greatness and super human strength, he once saved a whole civilisation from a heard of drunken demon possessed sock eating goats

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.