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ORIGINAL DEFINITION: A car, made by the Honda Motor Corporation, meant originally to be a reliable, basic, economical form of transportation. But that's where the good part ends. Because the current true definition of CIVIC is as follows...

CURRENT DEFINITION:

A car which started its life with the above definition but in 99.999 percent of the cases, is now:

1) A still small, gay, ricemobile, featured in the movie The Fast And The Flimsy
2) A $2000-$8000 car with $1000-$15000 in modifications, the dollar amount spent being inversely proportionate with the owner's iq
3) A car that, no matter how many mods are done to it, is still small, gay, flimsy, and rice
4) A car that needs a huge amount of money added to it, in order to keep up with stock sports cars of any brand or year, which are usually oblivious to the fact that they're even being raced by this unworthy opponent, which brings me to the next sub-entry in the definition, which is:
5) A car famous for the RICER FLYBY, which happens when a totally unaware motorist who is driving a car with a real engine, which intimidates the hyper ricer in the CIVIC, inspiring him to show his mania, and, while the real-car driver is at 1/4 throttle just minding his own business and switching radio stations, he gets passed by a BUZZ BOMB CIVIC doing 60 in a 25 zone, 12 blocks after the stop light that this event started at, and the CIVIC driver flashes his lights as if he just 'MADE THE KILL'.
6) A car most often owned by hyper people with small brains and even smaller penises, as evidenced by their 'OH YEAH WELL WATCH THIS' attitude
7) A car that, when spelled backwards, spells the same word. This was intelligent design on the part of Honda since they knew they were appealing to a dyslexic crowd of morons
8) A front wheel drive car with a small engine, that, when modified properly, can consistently produce enough power to shred its transmission, which is extremely useful at the track, and apparently must improve 1/4 mile times, and be the ultimate goal for civic modders.
9) A car, unmistakably in sound (THE WEED WACKER IS FOLLOWING ME), and appearance, with any number of gay neon lights, carbon fiber door handles, rims that look like they belong on an suv, a spoiler that was taken off an old 747 Boeing, and 4 different colors of primer
holy shit man i paid $4500 for the car and spent $18,000 on mods for my civic, and i'm only on my 3rd $2000 tranny, so that's....let's see....$28,500 plus it still needs a paint job...shoulda bought a new WRX, or a Camaro or Mustang or a used 335i, or used the money on therapy
by Uncle Rice September 10, 2009
 
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"Rice rocket" Peace of sh*t car that skinny white boys use to empress his friends.
Yo man check out my ride... a Mustang rolles by and dies laughing... check out that rice rocket man what a joke kids these days have no idea what real muscle is.
by Windle August 08, 2004
 
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A car for people afraid of going *real* speeds (excess of 150mph). For contrapositive, see BMW.
"OMFG, would you please just *carry* that Civic piece of sh*t, it would be faster!"
by stockbimma March 14, 2004
 
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A car owned by millions of wanna-be's
the guy who said he passed the citizenship test is a peice of shit...no one gives a fuck about that shit u dumb fuck...i think ur a racist peice of shit u bitch. i love foreigns more than domestics but ur just a peice of shit. Civics do suck shit. 1 million damn ppl prolly have civics, i would rather have a slow mustang that gets killed by a civic then one of those peices.
by ben February 12, 2004
 
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A car that spanks mustangs, camaros, firebirds.... etc. usually costs more to make it do so but will still save gas and insurance money + your mom never has to know about. Usually seen in urban racing making old ppl cry for buying 05' $50,000 Vettes getting doors blown off by a slightly used 98' civic with a $2000 engine, a few mods, and ricer accessories.... if needed a $2000 turbocharger and still save more gas, insurance , as well as fit 3 more ppl in the back. basically the reason why civics get stolen faster/on a more needed basis and heavier than any other car on the planet. Also if the cops are watching im coppin ( means everyone wants what the cops hate )

Want proof ? goto any urban race scene, track, etc.
Damn some fart cannon just ate my vette alive off the line. Im gonna trade my 5.7L V8 for the 06'' civic si just to save gas/money/insurance and still afford my wifes luxury.
by CRACKUZ-R-DUMB July 09, 2005
 
54.
Fruitiest cars made by Honda, usually driven around by POS white boys and little egg rolled asians
Damn Dude I smoked that dumb asians car with my 'Stang
by RaLpH March 09, 2004
 
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A piece of gay ass shit. So crappy in fact that a $4,000 chevy can destroy a Civic with 12,000 into it. The worst of Japanese engineering, but made even worse by retarded rich suburban kids with Bajillions of dollars so they just slap stickers on them and trash can mufflers and gayass wings that looks like an airplane wing.
My stock chevy cost $4,000 and myfriends shitty civic was about $12,000 and i can still beat his ass.
Civic Type-R means RETARDED
by SuperChevy January 24, 2004
 
56.
A Japanese economy car envied and hated by many people.
1. Quality car
2. Great gas mileage
3. Easy + inexpensive to pimp out
4. Resale value keeps on increasing
5. Responds better than most cars when adding aftermarket parts.
6. List goes on and on...!
Look at these fools hating on people with civics, they're just jealous that they don't have one. You made your mistake of buying a crappy car, throw your ego away and buy a civic!!
by Funstuff July 28, 2005