cistern 

a large water storage tank usually filled by roof water run off from rains.

cisterns were usally found at rural farm houses with tin roofs.

cistern by jacus July 27, 2009

Cistern Job

The act of removing the lid off the back of the toilet and planting a stool in the cistern to spite an ememy. The easiest way is for the perpetrator to perch with their feet on the toilet seat and poo directly into the cistern. Often seen as one step further than a 'reverse kanga' or 'crocodile skiddy' as everytime the victim attempts to flush the toilet to rid it of its contents it refills from the cistern with a cruel mix of poo and water. Particularly effective as it is often not noticable straight away as there is no actual poo in the bowl but fills up over time making it hard to find out who did it.

My mother-in-law is such a bitch. I am going to teach her a lesson and perform a revenge cistern job in her toilet.

Cistern Job by fish03 July 14, 2009

Cistern Shuffle

The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic

I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.

Cistern Shuffle by JimBim2 April 15, 2009

Cisternino 

To have one's testicles ripped off, forcefully shoved down ones throat as one is being disemboweled and forced to watch re-runs of Saved By the Bell while slowly dying in agony.

This guy got in a car wreck last night and totally got Cisterninoed. It was pretty fucked up.

Cisternino by jewbear21 December 20, 2009

Cistern Terrorist 

When a person removes the lid of the toilet Cistern and deposits their waste, and puts the lid back on. This leads to a very terrible smell and a even more dirty toilet after a few days.

"Oh damn, whats that smell?"
"Theres been a Cistern Terrorist in here!"

Cistern Terrorist by arcynum June 24, 2008

Cisternino 

A very angry Pizon who curses and says Fuck after every other word. Usually can't be seen in the woods due to mass amounts of camo and stealth like skills.

Fuckin shit. What the fuck, fucking Fuck! Thats a Cisternino.

Cisternino by Whispering Dr. unk March 30, 2009

Guy Cisternino 

Guy is the best person on the podcast he is better than fouad

You should also do it to the side not in front of him

Guy Cisternino Is your dad still high ?

Guy Cisternino by Fouad valieair November 24, 2021