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Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"
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corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.
have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy
corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020
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52 hoover crips 

Five Deuce Hoover. The two O's are replaced with "GC" for Gangster Crips.

The West Side (W/S) 52 (or 5-Deuce) Hoover Gangster Crips are a faction of the Hoover Criminals gang in Los Angeles, California. This gang is the only Hoover gang still identifying themselves under the Crips card, still sporting the traditional Crips blue along with the orange associated with the Hoover Criminals. They have been linked with other neighborhoods under the Gangster Crips card such as the 52 Broadway Gangster Crips to the east aswell as the 51 Trouble Gangster Crips. Their main rivals are the Rollin 50s Neighborhood Crips along with all East Coast Crips, the Rollin 60s Neighborhood Crips, Rollin 40s Neighborhood Crips, all Menlo Crips (most notably the 65th street faction), the 53 Avalon Gangster Crips, Fruit Town Brims, Van Ness Gangster Brims and the Harvard Park Brims. This gang is also known on the streets as the "Young Hoggs".
52 hoover crips by sleepdaily52 December 17, 2013

United States Marine Corps 

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis
The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

Corpse Party 

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies
Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch
Corpse Party by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..
Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...
Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Corpse Husband 

Corpse Husband is a popular American YouTube who narrates horror stories, plays and makes among us videos with other YouTubers and closest friends of his.
He personally doesn't wanna show his face because of social anxiety and other personal issues.
He raised popularity in 2020 for having such a calming very deep voice and he successfully developed a loyal fanbase, a lot of people liked him very much, a lot of YouTubers appreciate and praise him a lot.
Corpse Husband also makes emo-related genre of a music which I don't hate, I seriously love his music, he makes music in his 2nd channel named "CORPSE" with a very unpleasant profile picture of a guy wearing a bunny mask which he stated the fact that his profile pictures seems to be his IRL face but with just a mask on.

Nobody (even those people in his personal life) really knows what he does for a living which led other people believing that he was a drug dealer.
He created the trend "Only Hands" where he said that he was gonna reveal his hands if he gets to a million followers in insta, after that HE DID reveal his hands and it was a big event for his fanbase.

overall this guy has a great personality of how funny, kind-hearted, timid, introverted, emo and scary he is which many people can relate and care for and also of his obscure anonymous personal life where he makes good music about all the things of what happened throughout his life.
Horace: Ever heard of that creepy funny guy who has a more superior godlike Morgan Freeman voice?

E-girl: Are you talking about Corpse Husband? Yeah, he's a very great guy with a such pure manly voice that no mankind can ever achieve but overall he's a very funny content creator who has good horror stories and music.
Corpse Husband by Beepboopguy2939 November 2, 2020