There are seven circumstances that all people must meet to become a "Kion". These include:

1.) Being the sexiest man ever alive
2.) Having a Godlike Noik (Kion Backwards)
3.) Being able to speak a diction elevated to the heavens
4.) Kick ass at TF2 or Dota (Or both)
5.) Ladies-man (OOOOOH YEAAAAAH)
6.) Being able to curl at least ten plates on each side
7.) MIDDLE-EASTERN, BITCH!

(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.

Czech phenomenon in social studies: repetition of the circumstances and events leading to the negation of environment.

Being unfair with others yet enabling certain people to do what you didn't let the others do.

For example, you have a bowl of chips that everyone can eat from but you don't allow certain people at the party to have the chips.

Double Standards can also apply to genders. Like, it's not weird to see a woman wearing men's clothing but it's very odd to see a man wearing women's clothing. So double standards come in different circumstances.

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).

1 the opposite of something
2 when the circumstances have changed
3 tomorrow
4 sometimes spelled "phlippside"

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...