|22.||LAN party smell|
The way your computer usually smells after a LAN party.
Although this also goes for massive LAN parties, it's especially appliable for private LAN parties.
When you are playing with friends at private LAN parties, they are most of the time held in relatively small rooms with bad air ventilation (like garages or living rooms). Sitting with at least eight people in a small room breathing the same air with running computers for a whole night long gives the air a nasty smell. When you are in it yourself you don't really notice it (ever been in a bar?). When there are smokers there (this is in 99% of the cases true) it makes it a lot worse.
Computers circulate air trough the case with fans to cool the components inside. If your computer runs all night in an enviroment like that, it has circulated a lot of that air trough it. So, the next day when you come home and turn your computer on for the first time, you'll get a blast of nasty air out of the back of the case. Usually it takes at least 2 days of full running time before it disappears.
example 1: Man, it's been a week and my computer still has that LAN party smell.
example 2: When i turned my computer on for the first time after that LAN party i had to throw my windows open because of the LAN party smell.
n. the Pennsylvania Dutch term for what is commonly called dingleberries. Centuries old. Usually used to describe a condition in livestock. And your mom.
When flies began to circulate around my fearsome aarschgnoddle, I knew it was time to take a shower.
Not to be confused with creamed rice or as we Brits call it, rice pudding.more...
"Gregory Yefimovich Rasputin, the son of a Russian peasant, was born in Pokrovskoye, Siberia, in 1872. Although he briefly attended school he failed to learn how to read or write.
Rasputin entered the Verkhoture Monastery but decided against becoming a monk. He returned to Pokrovskoye and at the age of 19 married Proskovia Fyodorovna. Over the next few years the couple had four children.
Rasputin eventually left home and traveled to Greece and the Middle East. He claimed he had special powers that enabled him to heal the sick and lived off the donations of people he helped. Rasputin also made money as a fortune teller.
Soon after arriving in St. Petersburg in 1903, Rasputin met Hermogen, the Bishop of Saratov. He was impressed by Rasputin's healing powers and introduced him to Nicholas II and his wife, Alexandra Fedorovna. The Tsar's only son, Alexis, suffered from hemophilia (a disease whereby the blood does not clot if a wound occurs). When Alexis was taken seriously ill in 1908, Rasputin was called to the royal palace. He managed to stop the bleeding and from then on he became a member of the royal entourage.
In September, 1915, Nicholas II assumed supreme command of the Russian Army fighting on the Eastern Front. As he spent most of his time at GHQ, Alexandra Fedorovna now took responsibility for domestic policy. Rasputin served as her adviser and over the next few months she dism...
A NEW VISIONARY DRUG
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Supasoma me to sunflower dreams.
1. A device to circulate currents of air, especially one with rotating blades.
2. A flat disk on a handle or a folding semicircular device for waving back and forth in order to cool the face.
3. Something in the shape of an open hand-held fan, e.g. the tail of a peacock.
4. Winnowing machine: a machine with a series of revolving blades used to winnow or clean grain.
He's fanning gnats.
A nasty skank slut whorebag with very large unattractive saggy tits. Occasionally she has to hold them up when she walks so that she doesn't step on them, even though if she step on them she still wouldn't feel it because the blood can't circulate that far in her body. Anyways she tends to get around to all of the boys and they like to fuck her. She lets them do their job and then lets them go. Her favorite is the shocker and all the boys in massena give it to her, mostly the boys way older than her that only want her because they know they can get some and have to show no affection otherwise. She goes for boys 16 and up but they are usually under 33. USUALLY. Some people refer to her not only as the town bicycle, but the town bus because she is soo big that many boys can ride her at the same time. You might not want to ride her though because you might get in a crash, I mean, she DOES get wasted just about every night. If you see her you may want a free ride but unless you want herpes, run and hide or plug your nose because you have never smelt tuna this strong.
Yeah t-hoe? I fucked her. TWICE. But she didn't recognize me the second time.
Proposal from the British government in 1990 to avoid the single European Currency. The Hard ECU would have been a common – not a single - currency, and circulate side by side with national currencies.
That's the course Britain has chosen, in proposing the hard Ecu as a common European currency alongside national currencies, so that people can choose which to use. Ours is the only fully worked-out proposal for the next stage which has been tabled and I pay tribute to the City's part in developing it. - Margaret Thatcher