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22.
Someone who puts people in Google+ circles with unflattering names
Chad, that circle jerk, put me in his "douche juice" circle
by CarMono July 06, 2011
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23.
The principle guiding force behind 70-104% of all Internet communities or message boards.

Occupies the top point of the Internet Pentagram of Virtual Idiocy along side:
Flame-War
Meme
1337
Blog
I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk
by Flowersinmidgar2 January 07, 2008
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24.
A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?
by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006
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25.
1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
by Michael Schmidt April 20, 2006
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26.
When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.
george bush
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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27.
When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.
Dude, I am never playing Circle Jerks with you guys ever again. That cum cookie was disgusting.
by A Man Plan Panama February 09, 2010
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28.
Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.
As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.
by Eric Maan September 03, 2009
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